Desi’s Blog O’ Thoughts

I really want naptime. I am superstressed and can’t seem to calm down. Let’s see if a little blogging action will work.

At work I cannot say much about it but all I will tell you is that I said “yes”, I should have said “hell no” A two hour show has created a month of stress and a bald spot.

I did show my doctor my bald spot and she said “that’s not a bald spot there is still hair there “I told her” there is way less hair than before” She said “try rogaine or a wig” So I stabbed her.
This elderly man got on the bus and he smelled just like a kid we called “pee pee boy” in the first grade. I hope my nephew doesn’t send me to that particular senior center.  Last time I checked he wanted to either sign me up for Shady Pines or just launch me into the sea in a row boat. I better have an heir to my throne, soon.
I saw an 8 year old on the train with a little birthday tiara on. She was also wearing eyeshadow – what a precious prostitot.
Officially I have 5 different sizes in my wardrobe rotation. I sometimes wish they sized clothing according to your thighs. I will try at home lyposuction this evening with the vacuum.
I bought a dress – it’s real cute. yeah, I shock myself sometimes. I have to get a pedicure because my toes are starting to look more like claws and the cute shoes that go with the dress will do nothing to battle my monster toes!!!!
IN COLLEGE NEWS:
I got accepted into the autobiography program and I got an A+ in my Psych Course – a big shout out again to my private college funders – you know who you be.
OK let’s end this with some happy quotes:
“Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can ever go wrong.”–Ella Fitzgerald

“If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.” — Win Borden